officialunitedstates:

I don’t care who santa thinks he is.  if he flies over u.s. air space without a documented flight plan and sufficient clearance he WILL BE SHOT DOWN.

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jigglypuffsvevo:

my kink is closing doors so that i am in complete solitude

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curioscurio:

curioscurio:

curioscurio:

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

he needs a paint job 

im physically nauseous 

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